i am a huge bitch trying to lose some weight

gleep-glorp-bobcat:

saintjosie:

cipheramnesia:

thetursithan:

What a great thing automation is ….

Sloppy style robot hand job but it keeps fumbling the weiner

i’ve watched this like 5 times now and it’s funnier every time for some reason

saintjosie:

cipheramnesia:

thetursithan:

What a great thing automation is ….

Sloppy style robot hand job but it keeps fumbling the weiner

i’ve watched this like 5 times now and it’s funnier every time for some reason

fans4wga:

thefreak0fhawkinshigh:

‘Oppenheimer’ Cast Leaves U.K. Premiere as SAG-AFTRA Strike Imminent

UPDATE, 11:44 am PST: Christopher Nolan confirmed before the beginning of the “Oppenheimer” screening that the cast has left in solidarity w

Variety

Originally posted by wyattfamilybbq

“Matt Damon has revealed that the “Oppenheimer” cast talked about their strike strategy before hitting the movie’s red carpet premiere in London on Thursday.

“We talked about it,” Damon told Variety on the carpet. “Look, if it’s called now, everyone’s going to walk obviously in solidarity … Once the strike is officially called, [we’re walking]. That’s why we moved this [red carpet] up because we know the second it’s called, we’re going home.”

Damon added: “We gave the strike authorization. We voted 98% to 2% to do that because we know our leadership has our best interest at heart.”

“It’s really about working actors,” he continued. “It’s $26,000 to qualify for health coverage and a lot of people are on the margins and residual payments are getting them across that threshold. This isn’t an academic exercise. This is real life and death stuff. Hopefully we get to a resolution quickly. No one wants a work stoppage, but we’ve got to get a fair deal.”

slenderverse:

ALT

im having a moment

spongebobssquarepants:

caesarsaladinn:

romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering

beccadrawsstuff:

I went to check into my hotel and I had forgotten which shirt I was wearing

everythingfox:

Good kitties

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oozmart:

This tiktok is everything

shelovesplants:

Some views of the mountains in Washington from up above✈️🏔

hateandmaliceandcats-deactivate:

tumblr is also like this

catasters:

(Source: pin.it)

pokemonheritageposts:

pokemonheritageposts:

nellachronism:

anneemay:

Originally posted by fanfrick-and-beyond

yeah well he had me in the second half too

oh this was absolutely the wrong blog